Poor Things Drinking Game Rules

About the Poor Things Drinking Game

Play the Poor Things drinking game with real-time activity triggers synced to the movie. The full pack includes 137 hand-crafted triggers spread across Casual, Normal, and Hardcore difficulty levels — so you pick the pace before you press play. Every trigger is tied to a specific scene, line, or beat in the film, and MovieknurD fires them in real time so nobody has to track rules or count seconds.

Brought back to life by an unorthodox scientist, a young woman runs off with a lawyer on a whirlwind adventure across the continents. Free from the prejudices of her times, she grows steadfast in her purpose to stand for equality and liberation.

The game runs the full length of the movie — about 2h 21m. Open it on your phone, tablet, or laptop, choose a difficulty, and press start when the film begins. Cinema Mode also works for theater showings, vibrating quietly when a trigger fires so you can play in public without disrupting the room.

Year: 2023
Runtime: about 2h 21m
Genre: Science Fiction, Romance, Comedy
Triggers: 137 synced cues
Difficulty: Casual / Normal / Hardcore
Price: Free in the browser

Casuallight pace, beginner friendly Normalrecommended for most groups Hardcoreevery trigger fires

The full Poor Things Drinking Game rules

Here’s the complete rule pack — nothing hidden. Pick a difficulty and MovieknurD fires each trigger at the exact moment it lands on screen, so nobody has to track rules or count seconds.

5Casual 2Normal adds 3Hardcore adds 10total rules

Casual 5 rules light pace, great for a first watch

Bella calls Godwin "God"
Bella eats something new with delight
Godwin reveals father's experiments on him
Bella uses a made-up word for sex
Someone proposes marriage to Bella

Normal +2 more everything in Casual, plus these

A character weeps or is described crying
The aisle moment

Hardcore +3 more every trigger in the pack fires

Someone physically restrains or blocks Bella
"Polite society" invoked or dismissed
Duncan Wedderburn's full name spoken

Difficulty is cumulative — Normal includes every Casual rule, and Hardcore fires all of them. Cinema Mode runs the same triggers silently so you can play in a theater. It’s free, plays right in your browser, and there’s nothing to buy.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How do I play the Poor Things drinking game?

Open MovieknurD, find Poor Things in the catalog, pick your difficulty (Casual, Normal, or Hardcore), and press start when the movie begins. The app fires 137 synced triggers throughout the film telling you exactly when to drink — no rule sheets to remember.

How many drinks are in the Poor Things drinking game?

It depends on the difficulty you pick. The full Poor Things pack has 137 triggers across three difficulty levels: Casual is the lightest, Normal is the standard pace, and Hardcore includes every trigger. You see the exact sip count for each before you commit.

How long does the Poor Things drinking game last?

The game runs the full length of the movie — about 2h 21m. MovieknurD syncs to your playback so the triggers fire at the right scenes, whether you're watching at home or in a theater with Cinema Mode.

What's the best difficulty for the Poor Things drinking game?

Casual is best for first-time players or weeknight movie nights. Normal is the recommended pace for most groups. Hardcore is for experienced players who want to feel every scene. You can switch difficulties mid-movie if it's too tame or too brutal.

Do I need an account to play?

No. MovieknurD is free to play in your browser on any device — phone, tablet, or laptop. Creating an account lets you save favorites and track stats, but you can start a game with zero signup friction.