Pineapple Express
2008 · Action⚡ 103 triggers
About the Ted Drinking Game
Play the Ted drinking game with real-time activity triggers synced to the movie. The full pack includes 136 hand-crafted triggers spread across Casual, Normal, and Hardcore difficulty levels — so you pick the pace before you press play. Every trigger is tied to a specific scene, line, or beat in the film, and MovieknurD fires them in real time so nobody has to track rules or count seconds.
John Bennett, a man whose childhood wish of bringing his teddy bear to life came true, now must decide between keeping the relationship with the bear or his girlfriend, Lori.
The game runs the full length of the movie — about 1h 47m. Open it on your phone, tablet, or laptop, choose a difficulty, and press start when the film begins. Cinema Mode also works for theater showings, vibrating quietly when a trigger fires so you can play in public without disrupting the room.
Casuallight pace, beginner friendly
Normalrecommended for most groups
Hardcoreevery trigger fires
The full Ted Drinking Game rules
Here’s the complete rule pack — nothing hidden. Pick a difficulty and MovieknurD fires each trigger at the exact moment it lands on screen, so nobody has to track rules or count seconds.
5Casual
2Normal adds
3Hardcore adds
10total rules
Casual
5 rules
light pace, great for a first watch
- Bear's pull-string 'I love you' plays
- Thunder Buddy mentioned
- Weed smoked or strain named
- Ted calls John 'Johnny'
- Rex hits on Lori
Normal
+2 more
everything in Casual, plus these
- Celebrity name-dropped out loud
- Meeting their hero
Hardcore
+3 more
every trigger in the pack fires
- Flash Gordon referenced or quoted
- John lies or makes excuse for Ted
- Ted launches into a rapid-fire list
Difficulty is cumulative — Normal includes every Casual rule, and Hardcore fires all of them. Cinema Mode runs the same triggers silently so you can play in a theater. It’s free, plays right in your browser, and there’s nothing to buy.
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Frequently Asked Questions
How do I play the Ted drinking game?
Open MovieknurD, find Ted in the catalog, pick your difficulty (Casual, Normal, or Hardcore), and press start when the movie begins. The app fires 136 synced triggers throughout the film telling you exactly when to drink — no rule sheets to remember.
How many drinks are in the Ted drinking game?
It depends on the difficulty you pick. The full Ted pack has 136 triggers across three difficulty levels: Casual is the lightest, Normal is the standard pace, and Hardcore includes every trigger. You see the exact sip count for each before you commit.
How long does the Ted drinking game last?
The game runs the full length of the movie — about 1h 47m. MovieknurD syncs to your playback so the triggers fire at the right scenes, whether you're watching at home or in a theater with Cinema Mode.
What's the best difficulty for the Ted drinking game?
Casual is best for first-time players or weeknight movie nights. Normal is the recommended pace for most groups. Hardcore is for experienced players who want to feel every scene. You can switch difficulties mid-movie if it's too tame or too brutal.
Do I need an account to play?
No. MovieknurD is free to play in your browser on any device — phone, tablet, or laptop. Creating an account lets you save favorites and track stats, but you can start a game with zero signup friction.
Ready to play Ted?
Open the game, pick your difficulty, press start when the movie begins. MovieknurD does the rest.
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